Aug 19, 2011

Apparently 22 People Are Following Me

Are they actually following me… what is this!?

Aug 18, 2011

Went on vacation, we didn’t have internet.

I feel I let everyone down.

Jul 27, 2011
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

I feel this is awkward.

Jul 27, 2011
psychanon asked: Do you think things would have been different if Shawn was born a girl?

If Shawn was a girl, I’d like to think the she would be kind and respectful of her father. Daughters tend to rely on their fathers and look up to them. I think we all know that Shawn has taken my advice as a joke and doesn’t care about it even though I know it has helped him out on more than one occasion! I like to think the girl Shawn would have been a lot easier to raise. They say boys are easier, but they obviously never had Shawn as a son.  

Jul 24, 2011

Jul 15, 2011
Anonymous asked: FMK
OLIVIA WILDE
CAMERON DIAZ
JENNIFER ANISTON

All bad actresses that think they can get off on their good looks. Ridiculous.

Jul 7, 2011

I think if Shawn and I had worked the case, Casey Anthony would have a life sentence.

burtonmagicheadguster:

detectivecarltonlassiter:

burtonmagicheadguster:

20 minutes with me and I would have gotten confession.

They should’ve held the trail in Santa Barbra 

No one does good quality police work anymore… why if I was still on the force…

Jul 7, 2011
Is this what kids these days find funny?Why do those poorly drawn faces look so ridiculous!? 

Is this what kids these days find funny?
Why do those poorly drawn faces look so ridiculous!? 

(Source: radioandrun)

Jul 4, 2011

Jul 4, 2011

Henry Spencer: The weekend is almost here and I don't think we have a case to work on

burtonmagicheadguster:

boomboomboomshawnspencer:

burtonmagicheadguster:

burtonmagicheadguster:

detectivecarltonlassiter:

burtonmagicheadguster:

detectivecarltonlassiter:

burtonmagicheadguster:

Lassiter, I feel like you need a vacation. Come with us tomorrow night. We’re going to get some nachos, hit a drive in movie….maybe you can bust some…

I’m sorry, Mr.Spencer. I didn’t figure you the nacho and drive in type. 

Nacho cheese gives him gas and I will not be trapped in a car with him for two hours. Gus, let’s not put your Super-Smeller through all that unnecessary torture, alight?
No offense, dad. 

Oh God, yeah. Let’s skip that. I think my pallet still hasn’t cleared from the last time we were in the car with your dad. I still twinge whenever I smell baked beans of any kind.  

There are pills for that, and that was not me.
I told you, it was outside air! 

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Shawn set this up for me against my wishes. Technology just takes time away from real life, such as fishing, enjoying nature, or keeping a steady and decent job. (Yes Shawn, I'm talking about you!) What is a Tumblr anyway? It is missing the letter e. I guess it can help me keep an eye on my irresponsible son's antics. God knows I am always helping him when he is off screwing stuff up. Subscribe via RSS.